UFO Cleared In Wind Turbine Damage

Initial tests are back on the damaged wind turbine from the mid January UFO vs Wind Turbine incident outside Conisholme, Lincolnshire UK and, of course, it wasn’t a UFO.

But they wouldn’t tell us if it was.

The damaged blade was sent away for testing by Ecotricity, the company who owns the wind farm and while an exact cause has not yet been determined, it is thought to be “material fatigue”.

This doesn’t really explain the mysterious lights, low-flying objects and giant glowing pink tentacles reported in the area the night before, but if they want to call it “material fatigue”, we know the truth is out there.