Lost Woods – Sasquatchploitation

Darrin Noland leads a deliberate and careful life, but when his old friends spring a camping trip on him it’s a good time he can’t run from. The escape turns south when Darrin finds out the unsettling news that Warren, someone he has avoided since junior high, is also along for the ride. Darrin attempts to avoid an awkward reunion but horrible events cause him to face his regretful past and take on his beast within.

New Saquatchploitation… LOST WOODS!

Since we were never able to find a copy of the New Boggy Creek, I guess we’ll settle for Nathan and Philip Ellering’s new movie starring Joey Brown, Garrett Vander Leun, Nina Brissey, Phillip Ellering and Nathan Ellering (hell yeah, you have to star in your own Sasquatchploitation Film, its the rules).

Lost Woods Teaser Trailer from The Ellering Bros. on Vimeo.

Is The Discovery Of A New Branch of Human Family Tree Bigfoot?

Bigfoot DNA

Scientists using DNA to investigate the story of humankind have decoded genetic material from an unidentified human ancestor that lived in Siberia — and conclude it might be a new member of the human family tree.

Could that member be bigfoot?

Well, more specifically, we will call him Yeti because its thought that this new species, that split off from the branch leading to moderns and Neanderthals a million years ago, was found in Siberia.

The Siberian species DNA doesn’t match modern humans or Neanderthals, two species that lived in that area around the same time — 30,000 to 50,000 years ago.

No physical characteristics (like maybe big feet) were given in the FoxNews Article based on the paper published on www.nature.com, which has the sexy title of The complete mitochondrial DNA genome of an unknown hominin from southern Siberia